GoochTV Presents: Four Out of Five Stars (E1)

''This is for the E1 Episode. If you are looking for the E2 click here.'' CW: Use of r-slur

In this episode Andrew, Branson, and Charles make light of white guy hypebeast culture and satirize self-important music reviewers while also making fun of the music industry and the weird cultures it produces.

Blurb
No blurb.

Background
This episode of Four Out of Five Stars is presented by GoochTV and recorded in the GoochTV Studios in Los Angeles.

Sponsors

 * Hormel Chili Bachelor Cans
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 * Plain Doritos
 * Skinny Ho Anti-Bacterial Vino

Continuity
The live performance Thomas brings up and the three discuss at the end of this episode occurs during a later episode.

Synopsis
Caden welcomes his two guests to the program and after some discussion Morgan begins to give his reviews of the following albums.

After Morgan wraps up his reviews Thomas gives us two Pitchfork reviews of the following tracks.

After Thomas' reviews Caden moves the program along to debut NBA Stupid A$s's new song Black Flanders! All three gentlemen are blown away by the track and Thomas gives is a perfect score of 7.6/10 after reading his full Pitchfork review! Morgan says some things and drops it a 4.5/5.

After discussing the background and career of NBA Stupid A$s they move on to their second and final debut of Sweater Weather's new track Seasonal Depression Candle. Thomas is not as impressed by the quality of this track, but states that it is "important" and once again imparts his perfect score of 7.6/10. Morgan, however, is blown away and gives the tune a 5/5!

The boys spend some time exchanging stories about Sweater Weather frontman Joseph Rogan No Relation before Thomas alludes to an upcoming live show at the Terre Haute Federal Supermax

Songs

 * Black Flanders
 * Seasonal Depression Candle

Related Episodes

 * Late Night Good Morning with Dr. Yinz Llubjana (Occurs concurrently with the upcoming Sweater Weather live show alluded to by Thomas.)

Recurring Bits

 * MeToo (Cosby and Weinstein)
 * Regis Philbin

Trivia

 * Cough Clits and MC Bitch seem to be a spoof of Death Grips and frontman MC Ride respectively.